| Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine. |
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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there.
So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. |
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| You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. |
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| Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? |
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| Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? |
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| Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it. |
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| It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! |
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| If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard. |
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| If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. |
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| If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. |
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| People call me John, but you can call me Tonight! |
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| I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? |
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| Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece. |
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| I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with. |
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| Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. |
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| Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? |
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| Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! |
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| You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. |
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| See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. |
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| Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. |
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| If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. |
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| Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. |
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| I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look? |
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| I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you. |
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