Monday, June 18, 2012




Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.

I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.

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